My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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