He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
