Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
