Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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