Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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