I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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