if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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