I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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