Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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