We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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