If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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