Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you win again, gameday.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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