he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
God I need to hump something, right now.
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