Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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