she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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