That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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