Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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