Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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