the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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