"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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