You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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