Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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