I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
