He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
