i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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