We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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