do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
