Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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