I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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