I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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