As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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