Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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