Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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