took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Randomize
