She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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