i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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