normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I love you.
Bad choice
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