i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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