sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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