ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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