talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Every concussion has its silver lining
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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