It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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