She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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