I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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