Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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