oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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