Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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