when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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