Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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