i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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