you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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