just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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