I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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