How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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