I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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