how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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